The other day we decided to go on a donut run at the office. [I love when we make donuts runs. Not only is it great to get out and get some fresh air but you return with something sweet, fattening, and delicious!]
As I was standing trying to decide what donut I wanted I realized that every donut I wanted was ginormous! I will have you know that the reason I wanted the donut wasn't because it was ginormous [although you may think that] but I wanted it because the ginormous ones were the best tasting. Unless you want a boring glazed donut you have to get the donut the the size of you face. [Note: You do not go on a donut run and get a glazed donut you just don't]
I turned to my co-worker and asked "why are all the good donuts so big? I wish that they came in half orders." The truth of the matter is that I always end up getting the donut the size of my face because obviously it is the one that tastes the best. In the end I can't eat it all because it makes me sick oh about HALF way through [hence why I need a half order].
Wouldn't the world be such a better place if the good tasting donuts came in half orders? Then I could get the best of both worlds. Perfect size with the perfect taste.